You just got  SVENDED™!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
12/14/2016 at 10:06 • Filed to: svended

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El Zapatito will now wait in the garage for my brother to return my shop vac (probably never like always) to give it a good pass through on the inside as well.

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Wheels were scratched when I got it. We got a really good wheel repair dude here at work that’s going to hook it up but it wont be til next year some time.

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Oh yeah beh beh. Once going through it with my rad shammy, I was going to take it home with the top down. It was an insanely low 65 degrees F, so hellz no! As i’ve told some peeps here, I loath the cold. If it was up to me, a year round 95F would be perfect. Anything 50F or below and i’m pretty much D.E.D dead.  

Side note: any car wash posts should be tagged under Svended. Let’s make this a thing :]


DISCUSSION (60)


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:11

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insanely low 65F...

The high here on Sunday is supposed to be -9.

The high.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:14

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7 degrees here Thursday


Kinja'd!!! S65 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:19

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What do you mean “insanely low 65 degrees” IT’S 32 UP HERE


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:21

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You don’t need to get your wheels redone, you need some new ones.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:22

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Looks like somebody’s been reading up on you on foxtrot. LOL.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:23

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ha, it’s -13F over here

I just did the most Canadian thing.

Went to Canadian Tire to get things for the office, while exiting my car I see someone I know and we start talking beside his car for about 10 minutes with no gloves, no hat, just jackets barely zipped up. we where talking about our snowmobiles, and that he was going to go for a ride.

Only thing that would of made it more Canadian is if we had tim hortons coffee in our hands.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Jcarr
12/14/2016 at 10:23

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Saturday we’ve got a high in the 40's, but Thursday (tomorrow) we’re expecting a high of 12.


Kinja'd!!! facw > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:33

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I’m handling the oppressive Houston cold by driving around with my heated seats on (and all the windows and sunroof open, I’m quite happy with temps right now, I just wish it weren’t raining so much).


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Jcarr
12/14/2016 at 10:36

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ded

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PS9
12/14/2016 at 10:36

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LOL it wouldn’t even surprise me if those were made :]

EPIC!

Also, i’ve had the car 1 year and i’ve only spent $30 on it for a cheapo eBay intake lol :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 10:39

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holy craaaap! How could you not be shivering?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > facw
12/14/2016 at 10:40

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the rain has been super lame. That’s why everyone is sick here at work this week. Super cold Saturday, hot as balls Sunday


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > E90M3
12/14/2016 at 10:42

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I’ve been looking at these CSL replicas


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > S65
12/14/2016 at 10:43

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I couldn’t even


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/14/2016 at 10:43

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How do people even? I can’t


Kinja'd!!! S65 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:44

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Then how will you frolic in the snow?


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:45

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Those are very nice. I think they would look great on it.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:47

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Anything above 80F is too much. I’m in board shorts on the lake in 65F.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > S65
12/14/2016 at 10:48

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lol idk why that reminded me of Cartman in an episode of South Partk this season when he asks his girlfriend ,

“ do girls not have balls?”

“girls do not have balls, no”

“so when a girl goes to scratch her balls, how does that work?”


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:49

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-35 C with the wind here this morning. Sonoma angry at me.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:51

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hell after 37 years of living in the cold you get used to it.

but when those -40s hit, that’s fucken cold.

-13f(-25c) is great snowmobiling temps, I got a heated visor, and heated grips. with a good suit it’s great


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson
12/14/2016 at 10:56

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me too. A lot of people go with 19's but the roads are to bad here for those. 18" CSLs are the right size and price :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Future next gen S2000 owner
12/14/2016 at 10:57

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holy moly, going for a swim at 65F? I can’t even :’(


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/14/2016 at 10:58

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I’d have like 3 thick jackets for that


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 10:58

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even with all that gear -13 just seem insanitary! Ya’ll are tough peeps


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:59

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Oh I don’t swim. I just sit on the boat and drink.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 10:59

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Sneezed and all froze before it was half was to the gorund.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 11:05

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It helps having a remote starter, and a block heater.

some even have car heaters

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Some might call it cheating.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Future next gen S2000 owner
12/14/2016 at 11:10

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I could do that.... with a jacket, gloves and beanie


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/14/2016 at 11:10

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WTF!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 11:10

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lol not dangerous at all :]


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 11:22

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We’ll be at close to 60 tomorrow, 50's on Friday, then Saturday night the low is supposed to be -8. Because Colorado.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > fhrblig
12/14/2016 at 11:25

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WTF!!!!!! That’s how people get sick. Hot cold hot cold


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 11:26

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That’s what the whiskey is for.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 11:29

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i was actually looking for these

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but guess i found the Russian version 


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 11:30

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lol oh wow cool. Never knew that existed. Neat


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 11:34

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some even use space heaters an hour or so before you start the car.

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when you live in the cold you learn how to deal with the cold.

sorta like you guys with the heat.

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > fhrblig
12/14/2016 at 11:40

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lol yes sir! I don’t drink anymore, but back in the day, any reposado would do the trick indeed buddy :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 11:45

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oh dang, I bet there is a lot of fire incidents with people trying to stay warm. I know it happens here when it gets below 40.

it’s going to be in the upper 80's for a high on Saturday. On Sunday doe, a high of 40 something.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 12:09

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“It’s going to be in the upper 80's for a high here on Saturday”

Dang, I wanna be somewhere like that! It’s the Second Ice Age here...high today supposed to be an Antarctic 58.

The ‘vert (E36 M3) is starting to think I forgot how to drive stick or something...


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 12:14

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Ok, those are also really nice.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > E90M3
12/14/2016 at 12:21

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so are LM’s but dat price :] One day for sure, they are way too cool


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Tazio, Count Fouroff
12/14/2016 at 12:27

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highs in the 50's just feels miserable. I know it could be worse, but by the 50's I feel it in my bones lol


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 12:27

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They are super expensive, that’s the reason I don’t have any.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > E90M3
12/14/2016 at 12:32

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 12:34

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here in Quebec primary source of heating is electricity (cheap electricity does that)so actually not that bad on fires. Most fires are caused by chimney fires, but even that is lowish, since most people who heat by fireplaces know they have to clean them.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 13:00

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Looking good.

Silver hides a multitude of sins but looks great when clean.

When you shamed me into getting mine done I did the neighbours as well.

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Part three of the seven stage wash.

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Piglet looking clean once more.

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It was 10C = 50f at the time. It’s been getting down to -6C = 21f some days plus the ‘wind chill factor’ making it feel -12C = 10f.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 13:09

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Tim Hortons FTW


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 13:18

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I guess the places were most accident would be somewhere where it’s rare to get that cold. I’m sure everyone in Quebec is pretty much an expert in dealing with the cold and snow more so than someone in Atlanta or New Orleans


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Svend
12/14/2016 at 13:21

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niiiiiiice! Looking good!

too cold for me dude. -6C......heeeck no!


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 13:24

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oh no, don’t get me wrong, we have more than our fair share of idiots on the road. our idiots just might have an angel helping them, an angel called the winter tire law.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 13:37

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I just wish my neighbour would stop telling his mates about my cleaning his car. He’s got five to 15 people lined up for early next year for me to clean theirs saying, ‘they’ll pay you well for it’, I don’t do it for money and I don’t do cars who’s owners don’t care about them.

I used to go to work at 4am in Holland, -3C, in shorts, polo shirt, steel toe cap boots and a hard hat. The others used to call me, ‘the crazy Englander’.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
12/14/2016 at 13:39

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seems very necessary 


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Svend
12/14/2016 at 14:07

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what kind of cars are these losers not taking care of?

At 15C I am in full winter gear


Kinja'd!!! Svend > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 14:42

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I know three of them. Range Rover Autobiography, Jaguar XF and a Mercedes S Class.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > EL_ULY
12/14/2016 at 15:05

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I want to move...i plan to


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY
12/15/2016 at 05:47

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i thought there was damage to your car , but i now see it’s a reflection.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > EL_ULY
12/15/2016 at 06:54

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Zapatito looks pretty :)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Tapas
12/15/2016 at 08:31

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why thank you sir


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/15/2016 at 08:31

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oh man, don’t scare me lol